Aziz Ansari Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your stuff, and they don’t want to hear you do that again. – Aziz Ansari Bits Quotes Central Quotes Classic Quotes Comedians Quotes Comedy Quotes Hear Quotes People Quotes Stuff Quotes Time Quotes Tour Quotes Youtube Quotes I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat. Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.
Jeff Bezos If you only do things where you know the answer in advance, your company goes away. – Jeff Bezos
Alexandra Cassavetes I think at its most mature, love is a very bourgeois state. There is something about luxuriating in the nest of love that people fall into naturally. – Alexandra Cassavetes
Chuck Norris Our forefathers increased and decreased the influx of peoples because America was building a melting pot and because certain ethnicities often brought with them certain securities and degrees of productivity. – Chuck Norris
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