Gary Owens My comedy isn’t going to solve problems; I’m not that deep. – Gary Owens Comedy Quotes Deep Quotes Solve Quotes I’m not a mean comic, I don’t want to turn anybody off – I just want to give a point of view or my take on things that everyone can laugh at.
Rob Ford I’d like to get rid of those streetcars, maybe phase them out. I’m not sure how we’re going to do it but I’d like to slowly but surely get rid of those streetcars and maybe replace them with buses. – Rob Ford
Neil deGrasse Tyson It may be that our cosmic curiosity… is a genetically-encoded force that we illuminate when we look up and wonder. – Neil deGrasse Tyson
Arshad Warsi When I came into this industry, everybody was like ‘this guy is so good’ and this and that. Then my movies started not doing well, and they said ‘I knew he was not a good actor, he won’t go anywhere.’ – Arshad Warsi
John Olver President Bush’s war on Iraq is viewed broadly in Islamic communities as an attack on Islam, and thus the President has alienated a large part of one fifth of the world’s population. – John Olver
Jae Crowder I make $7 million per year. I’m not going to be mad at a guy making $10 million. We’re still millionaires. – Jae Crowder
Chris Carter I’ve got funny things. David Duchovny had to have a cast made of his face to do an old person’s make-up, and I’ve got that cast of his face in my house. I’ve got something from the pilot, the original implant that was in Billy Miles’ head. I’ve got a sign from ‘The Erlenmeyer Flask.’ But my house isn’t a museum to ‘The X-Files!’ – Chris Carter
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