Gilbert Gottfried I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. – Gilbert Gottfried Bad Quotes Brain Quotes Dropping Quotes Habit Quotes Surgeon Quotes A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, ‘Wait a minute. This apartment doesn’t have a ceiling.’ The landlord answers, ‘That’s OK. The people upstairs don’t walk around that much.’ Unfortunately, I’ve never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.
Jared Isaacman We care about this not being a world where 600 people have gotten on orbit; we want it to be 600,000. – Jared Isaacman
James Ward-Prowse Growing up a lot of my friends were Portsmouth fans, but that’s the way football goes and that’s the career path that I chose. – James Ward-Prowse
Keith Barry I’ve trained with trainers in L.A., and they get complacent. They’re used to dealing with celebrity egos, so they cotton-wool you a bit. – Keith Barry
Anthony Anderson I ain’t got nothing. I’ve got this watch, and these shoes, and that’s about it. – Anthony Anderson
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