Alexei Sayle A lot of those comics can’t hold down relationships and they’ve got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can’t even talk. All they can do is tell gags. – Alexei Sayle Comics Quotes Gags Quotes Hold Quotes Jags Quotes Life Quotes Lot Quotes Performing Quotes Relationships Quotes Sleep Quotes Talk Quotes Most of the Communists I knew were nice people. Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that’s the same thing, isn’t it?
Robert Mapplethorpe I’m not photographing anything naked these days. I haven’t been concentrating on bodies recently. – Robert Mapplethorpe
Chris MilkTechnology In virtual reality, we’re placing the viewer inside a moment or a story… made possible by sound and visual technology that’s actually tricking the brain into believing it’s somewhere else. – Chris Milk
Conchata Ferrell Do you know how many overweight women there are in America? There are a lot. And seeing people like me on the tube makes them feel good. – Conchata Ferrell
John Shelton Reed Dixie has just fallen to pieces. There are little patches of Dixie. But even in the heart of Dixie – in Alabama – Dixie is slipping. They’ve stopped using the word in commercial listings. – John Shelton Reed
George Santayana To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood. – George Santayana
Ellie KemperTeacher My painting teacher in high school used to say, ‘I can’t paint like I want to, but through practice I’ll get better.’ But I don’t think that’s true. I think sometimes you just can’t paint. – Ellie Kemper
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