Alexandra Petri Although no one explicitly wants a president who could have a reliable fall back career in stand-up comedy, everyone shudders at the thought of a Rutherford B. Hayes or John Kerry. – Alexandra Petri Career Quotes Comedy Quotes Explicitly Quotes Fall Quotes Hayes Quotes John Quotes Kerry Quotes President Quotes Reliable Quotes Rutherford Quotes Shudders Quotes Standup Quotes Bad things happen, and you can only be so prepared. The worst thing that happens to you at college if you fail to get out of bed in time is that you will miss two hours of someone reading scintillating anecdotes about Medieval Ireland. The worst thing that happens to you in life if you fail to get out of bed in time is that you might lose your job as a first responder.
Paul Stanley A Kiss concert experience is like sex or anything else that’s done with more that one person. It’s the give and take that makes it so great. When the audience takes it to the next level, we can kick it up another notch. – Paul Stanley
Charles Kelley My wife and I met right down the street. Our single, ‘Just a Kiss’ is kind of about that moment. I was trying to replicate that dance-off between Justin Timberlake and Brittany Spears. – Charles Kelley
Kabir Khan Sometimes saying apolitical only reeks of your privilege, because what’s happening in the country doesn’t affect you, you all with money can live in a bubble. – Kabir Khan
Brian WeissFear What is the biggest thing that stops people from living their lives in the present moment? Fear – and we must learn how to overcome fear. – Brian Weiss
Marouane Fellaini When your manager asks you to play in a position, you have to do it. – Marouane Fellaini
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