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Ari Shaffir

I have a running daydream about winning an Oscar and giving my speech about how ridiculous it is to rank art. And then I’d call them all sycophants and leave the statue at the podium as I walked away.

– Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

Being Jewish is a culture and a religion; we have food, music, and land specific to us.

– Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

Figure out a way to get back onstage because once you do it a few times you’ll get over it. Unless it’s like a clinical thing. I don’t know about clinical like stage fright, that might be worse than what I’m talking about. But if it’s normal stage fright get over it.

– Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

You just gotta record stuff and move on and make new material. Painters don’t wait until they’re in some specific gallery before they move on to the next painting.

– Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

I worked for the Comedy Store as an employee trying to become a paid regular. I had this dream of achieving a half hour special on TV.

– Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

My father said that I was lower than a dog, because even a dog believes in God.

– Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

Being Orthodox Jewish is kind of like being raised on like network sitcoms.

– Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

I don’t vote and I don’t follow who’s trying to rule us. The revolution is coming. Until then, I’ll just watch ‘Game of Thrones.’

– Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

To me, every time it goes badly I see it as a good thing – because that means I’m one step closer to where I want to be.

– Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

I’m a cultural Jew, I was raised with it, so I’m still into it, like gefilte fish with kugel.

– Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

I’m just a weird mix of immature and intelligent and I like to share my point of view and who I am.

– Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

Marc Maron yells at people. I have a memory of him yelling at Jonah Ray from offstage about something he was saying, just fun stuff.

– Ari Shaffir

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