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Bill Engvall

Standup is a form of therapy. It is OK to tell problems to your audience as long as you are being honest and not boring them. I tell them that I am saving $75 an hour when I talk to them instead of a therapist.

– Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.

– Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.

– Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

I’m from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania.

– Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

I’ve never said I was the best dancer, and I never said I was a good dancer.

– Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

If you lived next door to me and didn’t know what I did, you wouldn’t know I was a celebrity. I don’t have that lifestyle, nor do I want that lifestyle. I want to know that I can have a separate life with my wife and my kids and just be normal and go camping and fishing and outdoor stuff.

– Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

America loves to watch people growing and getting better.

– Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

I like to hang on to cars. I’m not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.

– Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

I used to hunt and fish.

– Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

There’s a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment.

– Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.

– Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

I don’t believe there’s any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.

– Bill Engvall

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