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Chris Cubas

Everybody wants to be Doug Stanhope; everybody wants to be Bill Hicks – and those are great people to aim for, but they had the fundamentals down. They knew how to be funny.

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Chris Cubas

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny – why not?

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Chris Cubas

The flat-out worst movie I’ve ever seen has to be Uwe Boll’s ‘Rampage.’

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Chris Cubas

If you like looking at ‘Starry Night’ or water lilies or whatever, then why does it matter if it’s an original? If the artist is still alive, and you want to support them, I get it. But if you want some famous dead guy’s work, that’s just a way for rich people to show off. It’s the upper-class version of driving a giant Hummer.

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Chris Cubas

Twitter is basically just writing a bunch of one-liners – it’s a short form or whatever.

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Chris Cubas

I definitely have friends who gave me a tag for a joke I already had. Like, ‘Here’s another line.’ A tag is, ‘Oooooh, it’s an industry term.’ It’s like, there’s the punchline, and a tag is like a secondary punchline.

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Chris Cubas

There’s a difference between hiring writers and stealing jokes.

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Chris Cubas

The whole point of comedy, what’s fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a bunch of people laugh.

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Chris Cubas

Put me on the Food Network – I’ll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don’t care.

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Chris Cubas

The holy grail for me is just stand-up – It’s always been that. If I can just tour and headline in stand-up, that’s the dream. But I’ll do anything that looks like fun, y’know?

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Chris Cubas

The goal is doing stand-up on TV somewhere, which is what I’m working on. Something on latenight or Comedy Central, but – I dunno, something. It could happen, it could not happen.

– Chris Cubas

Chris Cubas

If you have any sense, if you’re any good at comedy, you come to Austin.

– Chris Cubas

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