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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

– Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Dude, I didn’t say Jude Law can’t act. I didn’t say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he’s in every movie.

– Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy.

– Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

– Chris Rock

Chris Rock

You don’t need a critic to tell you people aren’t laughing.

– Chris Rock

Chris Rock

My first year on ‘SNL’, I made $90,000 dollars. And I bought a red Corvette for $45,000 dollars. I’m thinking, ‘I’ve got 45 grand left!’ Taxes didn’t even come into my equation. At the end of the first year of making 90 grand I was 25, 30 in the hole. We live in this baller, spend-money culture.

– Chris Rock

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I live way below my means.

– Chris Rock

Chris Rock

No film critic’s going to say it, but ‘Madagascar 3’ is better than ‘The Artist.’

– Chris Rock

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I’ll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

– Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Most parts in comedy, they’re not really written for men. They’re written for, like, these boy-men.

– Chris Rock

Chris Rock

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you’re trying material.

– Chris Rock

Chris Rock

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they’re crazy, because ‘sacrifice’ infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.

– Chris Rock

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