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Erma Bombeck

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It’s gossip.

– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.

– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.

– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.

– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.

– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ‘Checkout Time is 18 years.’

– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It’s like stealing a two-year-old.

– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

– Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

– Erma Bombeck

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