Category - George Carlin

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George Carlin

When someone is impatient and says, ‘I haven’t got all day,’ I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

– George Carlin

George Carlin

If we could just find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.

– George Carlin

George Carlin

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

– George Carlin

George Carlin

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

– George Carlin

George Carlin

Think off-center.

– George Carlin

George Carlin

The status quo sucks.

– George Carlin

George Carlin

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer’s disease where they slowly began to recover other people’s lost memories.

– George Carlin

George Carlin

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

– George Carlin

George Carlin

People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.

– George Carlin

George Carlin

I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it’ll be much harder to detect.

– George Carlin

George Carlin

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

– George Carlin

George Carlin

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

– George Carlin

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