Category - Henny Youngman

Discover the thoughtful and inspirational Quotes of Henny Youngman, a philosopher and author. Our collection of his most impactful quotes reflects his deep understanding of language, philosophy, and history.
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Henny Youngman

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

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Those two are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous.

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If my mother knew I did this for a living, she’d kill me. She thinks I’m selling dope.

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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

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I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

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She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

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You have a ready wit. Tell me when it’s ready.

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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

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