Category - Jay Mohr

Discover the thoughtful and inspirational Quotes of Jay Mohr, a philosopher and author. Our collection of his most impactful quotes reflects his deep understanding of language, philosophy, and history.
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Jay Mohr

Marc Maron’s podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that’s that.

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Jay Mohr

I’m oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

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Jay Mohr

But if applause throws off your timing, then you’re not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.

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Jay Mohr

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.

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I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

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Jay Mohr

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

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Jay Mohr

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

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Jay Mohr

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

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Jay Mohr

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

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Jay Mohr

True Yankees are born, not made.

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Jay Mohr

I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.

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Jay Mohr

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

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