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Jen Lancaster

I’m not thin, but I’m strong – plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee.

– Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

After we were married, we were broke. Flat broke. Not only did we not have health insurance, we could barely keep a roof over our heads, let alone have the kind of coin to throw around on onesies and Pampers.

– Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

I could manage my life so much better if an app could tell me exactly when my parcels will be delivered so I don’t spend the day under virtual house arrest.

– Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

To be clear, I’m not opposed to apps; I just want them to be geared to my lifestyle. I don’t need a virtual NASCAR racing app, but I’d certainly appreciate one that stopped my husband from plowing into the lawnmower every time he pulls into the garage.

– Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came hardwired with an internal GPS that instinctively points me toward coffee shops, cupcake stores and the perfect Chicago-style dog, so I find this technology redundant.

– Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

The iPad’s all about proprietary apps that are supposed to be amazing on the bigger screen.

– Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

Beauty pageants, you’re only judged once. Sorority rush, you have to go through 20 parties.

– Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

Plaid is always cute and always will be. But only on the bottom. At the top, it makes you look like a farmer.

– Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

I can clean my own house. Now, maybe a couple of times a year we have a cleaning crew come in before we have a party, but otherwise, I’m able to maintain it myself.

– Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

I didn’t want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious me. And that truly has happened.

– Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

I don’t want to limit myself as a writer. Tastes change, and I want to keep my eye on the future.

– Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

I’m noticing a lot of the big bloggers who’ve posted about politics are experiencing an ugly backlash. Readers are angry because they went to the bloggers’ sites for a laugh, not a lecture. Again, it’s a question of being appropriate for the audience.

– Jen Lancaster

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