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Discover the thoughtful and inspirational Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld, a philosopher and author. Our collection of his most impactful quotes reflects his deep understanding of language, philosophy, and history.
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Jerry Seinfeld

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.

– Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

I don’t want to be too critical of what other people do, but when people go back to do the same thing that they did, I’m completely confused. I’m like, ‘Didn’t you make that movie already?’ I’ve been very fortunate, and I’m well taken care of, so the least I can do is try to go forward.

– Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you’re into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.

– Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

There are very few people who really appreciate my shows. People come to the show and they pay and they enjoy it, but I don’t really think most people really understand what they’ve seen.

– Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

I love being a dad. I just love it.

– Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

We’ve fallen into a trap of ever-widening orbits of contact, and there is a total disregard for the present moment.

– Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think.

– Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for ‘Automobile Magazine.’ I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I’m more proud of that than anything.

– Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

For me, it’s a purity thing about the joke itself. It’s a test of a joke whether or not you do it completely clean and it works. If it does, then that’s a legitimate item you have there. For me, it’s nothing to do with finding those words offensive. It’s just not what I’m in search of. Do it clean, and you are really earning that laugh.

– Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

If you go to a bad movie, it’s two hours. If you’re in a bad movie, it’s two years.

– Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating – is this the exact right mix? I think that’s – to me it’s anti-comedy. It’s more about PC-nonsense.

– Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

Stand-up is hard.

– Jerry Seinfeld

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