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Jim Gaffigan

I just want to be known as funny.

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Jim Gaffigan

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it’s pretty sincere.

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Jim Gaffigan

I’ve always wanted to be an actor. I’ve never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they’ve always been separate desires.

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Jim Gaffigan

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it’s what inspires you.

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Jim Gaffigan

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn’t going to do in my stand-up routine.

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Jim Gaffigan

Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they’re like museums full of good food. It’s fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they’re going to cut up your baked potato.

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Jim Gaffigan

I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.

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Jim Gaffigan

Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don’t like change and criticism become writers, actors, or comedians? There’s something about this process. I joke about it: My kids have made me a better person, and I only need, like, 34 more of them to be a really good guy.

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Jim Gaffigan

My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.

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Jim Gaffigan

Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.

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Jim Gaffigan

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I’m pretty bad at it.

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Jim Gaffigan

I’m an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I’m not gonna frighten off social conservatives.

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