Category - Joan Rivers

Discover the thoughtful and inspirational Quotes of Joan Rivers, a philosopher and author. Our collection of his most impactful quotes reflects his deep understanding of language, philosophy, and history.
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Joan Rivers

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

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Joan Rivers

I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider.

– Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

Every television show you go on is a choice.

– Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I’m unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I’m angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I’m very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.

– Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it’s like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.

– Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

I’m Jewish. I don’t work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

– Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

If you’re saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that’s acting.

– Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.

– Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

Sure I do a lot of jokes about Anne Frank. But when you do those jokes, it makes people remember what happened to her. That process of bringing her story back doesn’t have to be a serious one. What I say is all nonsense, but it helps to keep her memory alive.

– Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

I will only praise someone who can’t take anything away from me.

– Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

– Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

I do a lot of lectures on survival. I always say you can’t change what happened, so have a little wallow, feel very sorry for yourself, and then get up and move forward. You can’t change what happened.

– Joan Rivers

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