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Discover the thoughtful and inspirational Quotes of John Oliver, a philosopher and author. Our collection of his most impactful quotes reflects his deep understanding of language, philosophy, and history.
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John Oliver

Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.

– John Oliver

John Oliver

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.

– John Oliver

John Oliver

People are always going to say stupid things, and you’re always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it’s the easiest thing.

– John Oliver

John Oliver

There is so much cross-pollination between the U.S. and Britain in terms of comedians. British TV comedies work well in the U.S. American stand-ups make it big in Britain.

– John Oliver

John Oliver

As any Brit will understand, things get a little easier when you don’t have to be number one any more. Really, the fall of an empire is not as bad as everyone thinks. It’s like retirement. People fear retirement, but it can turn out be rather pleasant.

– John Oliver

John Oliver

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

– John Oliver

John Oliver

Having a human conversation is not something I’ve had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

– John Oliver

John Oliver

If you’re asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion.

– John Oliver

John Oliver

I feel more at home knowing I’m not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!

– John Oliver

John Oliver

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

– John Oliver

John Oliver

I think Americans still can’t help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That’s why so many infomercials have British people.

– John Oliver

John Oliver

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

– John Oliver

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