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Julie Klausner

I’m always suspicious when a guy takes his date on a walk, because it reeks of poverty and an inability to plan.

– Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

I have never been one for musicians. I know girls are supposed to go crazy for frontmen who close their eyes when they sing and nod their heads when the drums kick in, but I’m like Shania Twain with that stuff: That don’t impress me much. I’ll take wit and brains over the ability to carry a tune any day.

– Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

There are good intentions behind many people’s conversion to veganism, including an admirable devotion to the well-being of animals and a justified skepticism about the crap the USDA allows manufacturers to put in our food. But it’s hard to ignore the often sanctimonious nature of what some nutritionists view as an ‘extremist’ way of eating.

– Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

Why can’t science work on making women more entitled in general? Or at least get us to listen to those L’Oreal ads that tell us how we’re worth it?

– Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

I look forward to the day when being called ‘another Monica Lewinsky’ refers to the hard work behind a master’s degree in social psychology from the London School of Economics, after spending the first act of one’s life deflecting the shame of a scandal that should have rested on the shoulders of a man old enough to have known better.

– Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

If you are making money writing, you are doing great. If you can support yourself writing, you are a success. I don’t care if you’re writing textbooks or Pulitzer Prize-winning articles for weighty publications of world renown: If you’re writing and it’s paying the bills, consider yourself a successful writer.

– Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

In all seriousness, I don’t get people who need to make a proposal a bigger deal than marriage already is.

– Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

Here is how you meet women: You tell the girls you are friends with – the ones in relationships – that you want a girlfriend. You shouldn’t even have to say ‘Set me up’ or ‘Introduce me!’ If they’re good girls, they’ll get the hint.

– Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, ‘Aren’t you concerned with giving away your jokes?’ I don’t think of it that way. That’s my content, and that’s what I do.

– Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

I’ve tried open-ended jobs and found myself incredibly unhappy. I don’t like the monomania of showing up every day and doing the same thing. I don’t know where my next cheque is coming from, I don’t know where my next job is coming from, I have really sketchy health insurance, but I need variety in my life.

– Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

The only thing that’s a challenge for me is not working. I get depressed when I’m not in motion.

– Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.

– Julie Klausner

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