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I’m the most unromantic lump of Northern suet. Yes, a woman did accost me once in South Shields, but she had a face like Red Rum.

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I discovered the wife’s got asthma. Thank God – I thought she was hissing at me.

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The wife’s run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him.

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I’ve just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law’s funeral. And she’s cancelled it.

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I toyed with the idea of playing Ravel’s ‘Pavane pour une infante defunte’ but I couldn’t remember if it’s a tune or Latin prescription for piles.

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Slumps don’t bother me.

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I’m often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she’s only got one major fault – it’s called breathing.

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I know my name will always be linked with women.

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I’d like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I’d like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.

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I’m not saying my mother didn’t like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

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I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I’m rudderless.

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