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I honestly feel like 99 percent of people have some kind of self-hate about their looks, and if I can joke about mine, maybe they can feel better about theirs.

– Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli

I’ve really been working on the emotional and internal issues that made me eat in the first place. It’s been a real journey.

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Lisa Lampanelli

I have a shrink in New York and a shrink in Arizona, just in case. You never know when you will have a breakdown.

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I would make a few jabs at myself and go for the audience – they are still as flawed as ever.

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By Hollywood standards I’m still fat: until you are zero, you are big. I do get cold a lot now. I used to have a lot of layers – now I got to get a fur coat.

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I lost over 100 pounds, so I’m even angrier than ever. I don’t stuff my feelings anymore with food. Skinny girls are funny.

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None of my comedy depended on looks. I never did tons of fat jokes.

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Lisa Lampanelli

I heard Cher say, ‘I answer to two people: Myself and God.’ I say, ‘I only answer to me. I’m not sure I appreciate God’s opinion.’

– Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli

I looked around and couldn’t believe no one has written a show about women and eating. It’s the biggest issue women have.

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Lisa Lampanelli

I thought I had to work at someplace everybody’s heard of. It was never, ‘I’m interested in such and such. I want to work in such and such magazine.’ It was like, ‘Oh, my G-d, I really need to work for somebody so people will think I’m OK.’ So I got a job at ‘Popular Mechanics’.

– Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli

I’m not looking for ‘outer esteem’ anymore, what they call ‘other esteem.’ I’m looking for self-esteem. And people think that self-esteem is built with accomplishments. And, ‘Hey, look what I did in my life.’

– Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli

When you’re dealing with a sick person, you’re not important at all. You’re just a nobody.

– Lisa Lampanelli

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