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Rita Rudner

Every audience has a personality. Some of them don’t have the best personalities, but you’re on a date with them for an hour and a half, so you just make the best of it.

– Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act.

– Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you perceive to be a comedy rhythm, you will get laughs sooner, but you will not be unique.

– Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

I don’t want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I’ll just make you laugh.

– Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

– Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.

– Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

I’m a very simple person. I’m very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that’s me.

– Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.

– Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn’t notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I’m letting him keep it. I’m saving money!

– Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

– Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

I love to write jokes and that’s all I think about.

– Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

The word ‘aerobics’ came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we’re going to charge $10 an hour, we can’t call it Jumping up and down.

– Rita Rudner

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