T J Miller Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. – T J Miller Absurdity Quotes Bearded Quotes Court Quotes Food Quotes Funny Quotes Gyrates Quotes Hardest Quotes Laugh Quotes Mall Quotes Mask Quotes Observations Quotes Roller Quotes Skates Quotes Slowly Quotes Stories Quotes Walrus Quotes Always remember: My general theme is ‘There is no message.’ There never has been. Stop trying to find the message or the meaning in everything. That’s. My. Theme. I don’t sit and write stand-up material; I come up with an idea onstage.
Hale Appleman Shooting a new story out of order every week is a fundamentally different beast than stage work, where you tell the same story every night from beginning to end. – Hale Appleman
Bobby Roode The only reason why I’m on Twitter is because Dixie Carter made me. I’ll go on Twitter every now and again and just say some things. Normally, it’s just to hype wrestling and to hype what’s coming on TV and whatnot. – Bobby Roode
Eric Stonestreet Don’t we all think picky eaters are a pain in the rear end? The good thing about the holidays is that it’s a buffet-style thing, so you can pick what you want. It’s about filling your belly, not theirs. – Eric Stonestreet
Sam Neill It was just as well I found acting because I had no aptitude for anything else. – Sam Neill
Sherry TurkleTechnology Technology doesn’t just do things for us. It does things to us, changing not just what we do but who we are. – Sherry Turkle
Dan Brown Well, you know, in any novel you would hope that the hero has someone to push back against, and villains – I find the most interesting villains those who do the right things for the wrong reasons, or the wrong things for the right reasons. Either one is interesting. I love the gray area between right and wrong. – Dan Brown
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