Art Buchwald I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. – Art Buchwald Light Quotes Politics Quotes Team Quotes Becoming eighty is a matter of life or death. I chose life. It is a much better position to be in, and it’s easier on your back. If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Al Franken To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question. – Al Franken
Sherri Shepherd When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, ‘Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!’ And I’m like, ‘Okay I don’t know you, I have no idea who you are.’ I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And I’ll be like, ‘Which of my family members are giving you this phone number?’ – Sherri Shepherd
Scott Moir As a coach, I am committed to not only developing well-rounded athletes but also good human beings. – Scott Moir
Jake Johnson When you do a Tom Cruise movie, you don’t do a Tom Cruise movie and ask a lot of questions. – Jake Johnson
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