Emo Philips I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, ‘Get off me, you two!’ – Emo Philips Bed Quotes Crushed Quotes Discovered Quotes Wife Quotes You know, at parties, people always ask, ‘Where were you when Kennedy was shot?’ Well, I don’t have an alibi!
Sonny Perdue I’m not sure about public apologies on behalf of other people as far as the motivation for them. – Sonny Perdue
Richard Brinsley Sheridan That old man dies prematurely whose memory records no benefits conferred. They only have lived long who have lived virtuously. – Richard Brinsley Sheridan
DJ Qualls That’s what so great about making movies. It’s that you get to do stuff you never would be able to do in real life. You get to go to a recording studio, you get to go to Navy ships and fly all over the world for press. And it’s just a great job. – DJ Qualls
Richard Ojeda You can’t take a coal miner making $95,000 a year, the only work in these parts where you can support a family without having to hold down three jobs at once… and tell them, ‘You can make minimum wage,’ or, ‘We can give you job training for jobs that don’t exist in West Virginia.’ – Richard Ojeda
Ryan Holiday When work impedes on sleep, poor planning is to blame – not superior will power. – Ryan Holiday
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