Conor McGregor I have the greatest job in the world. I get paid loads of cash for beating the crap out of people. And I’m very good at it. – Conor McGregor Beating Quotes Cash Quotes Crap Quotes Job Quotes Loads Quotes Paid Quotes People Quotes Life’s a rollercoaster. You’re up one minute; you’re down one minute. But who doesn’t like rollercoasters? I love money because I’ve earned it. I won sixty G’s with my first knockout – and the week before, I was collecting social welfare.
Neal Brennan You know, I liken it to – when you write a joke for somebody else, it’s like you – you know, like the Wile E. Coyote dynamite plunger, where he pushes the plunger down and then you see the fuse go then there’s an explosion in the distance? That’s like writing a joke for somebody. When you tell the joke, you’re in the explosion. – Neal Brennan
Fetty Wap When you really work hard for something that you genuinely and truly love, and you don’t want it to fail, it’s a good feeling to see it do good. – Fetty Wap
Jean Chatzky Anticipating a boomerang child seems the odds-on thing to do. Think about furnishing – hello, sleeper sofa – with this in mind. – Jean Chatzky
Hikaru Nakamura I’ve found for playing that it’s generally not a good thing to be drinking. – Hikaru Nakamura
Elisabeth Harnois The more you work out, the more you get the energy to do it. And the more you get motivated to do it, especially when you start seeing results. – Elisabeth Harnois
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