Maz Jobrani I jokingly say that the enemies are children, you know. I always say, if you have young kids, your whole goal from the moment they wake up is to make them tired. It’s exhausting. Anybody who’s got kids knows what I’m talking about. – Maz Jobrani Children Quotes Enemies Quotes Exhausting Quotes Goal Quotes Jokingly Quotes Kids Quotes Moment Quotes Talking Quotes Tired Quotes Wake Quotes I really love D.C.; it’s one of my favorite places to perform. I always say when I come here, I feel like my IQ increases by 20 points. As a Middle Eastern male, when you’re in a Chuck Norris movie of the week, you know you’re going to die.
Chris Squire I think it was ‘Tales of Topographic Oceans’ on 8-track that was the funniest thing because it would fade out in the middle of a song and fade back in again, and when the tracks change, it was quite amusing. – Chris Squire
George Strait When I think about putting together an album, the process of listening to hundreds of songs each time and picking out the best 10 or so that will go on the record, it really sinks in as to just how many songs I’ve listened to all these years. – George Strait
Bill Owens Ideally the world would look like Davos, where there’s more security than we can even see on the street. – Bill Owens
Betsy Brandt Compared to the other work I’ve done on TV, ‘Breaking Bad’ was funny. In the beginning, I described it as a dark comedy. – Betsy Brandt
Sara Ramirez The reality shows are getting worse and worse. They’re out of control and have been for some time. – Sara Ramirez
Sam Altman If you ask a founder how their company is doing, they always say, ‘Oh it’s great. We’re totally crushing it,’ and that’s almost never true. – Sam Altman
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