Ron White I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid. – Ron White Kid Quotes Laughter Quotes Listening Quotes Loved Quotes I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates. You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
Michael Chandler Benson Henderson is a guy that I fought before. He has two arms and two legs. He has certain patterns, mannerisms and tendencies that I know I can go out there and exploit. – Michael Chandler
Francis X Suarez You always worry about the devaluation of the dollar, but the devaluation of the dollar is based oftentimes on what the government decides to do. – Francis X Suarez
Dave Van Ronk One of my earliest memories… I knew three full verses of the Star Spangled Banner when I was seven or eight years old. And one of the nuns discovered this phenomenon and I was actually sent around from classroom to classroom to do the whole thing. – Dave Van Ronk
Murray Gell-Mann I am frequently astonished that it so often results in correct predictions of experimental results. – Murray Gell-Mann
Aaron Gordon When you are a high school kid playing in a NBA arena, you’re just so excited because one day you hope to play in the NBA, too. – Aaron Gordon
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