Daniel Tosh I never want to cannibalize my act, and I’m really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I’m not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don’t really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts. – Daniel Tosh Acts Quotes Cannibalize Quotes Excited Quotes Fan Quotes Huge Quotes Jokes Quotes Material Quotes Perform Quotes Repeating Quotes Standup Quotes I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It’s beyond my comprehension. I don’t know, maybe I’m immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she’s in the shower.
Markwayne Mullin The idea of having to match a pair of socks to your tie or to your pants just doesn’t make any sense to me… With boots, you don’t have to worry about it. Nobody sees your socks. – Markwayne Mullin
Ron Livingston I saw ‘The Shining’ really young. I don’t think it scarred me, but I had a paper route, and I delivered to some apartment buildings, and it made it a little scary to walk down those hallways. – Ron Livingston
Meaghan Jette Martin I have competed with a friend over a guy, but I was always the one who would give in. It’s not worth it to fight with a friend over a guy. – Meaghan Jette Martin
Julia Michaels I just remember really loving words and writing about anything I could, and the way I’d remember things, like my library card number, was to make a melody. – Julia Michaels
Mark Rylance Pretty much all children are helpful to act with; they lack any guile when they act. – Mark Rylance
Barry Schwartz How much does it really matter whether your child will soon be enjoying a first year at Harvard or Yale or will instead end up at her third or fourth or fifth choice? Probably much less than you think. – Barry Schwartz
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