FunnyLaurie Halse Anderson I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life. – Laurie Halse Anderson Books Quotes Funny Quotes Life Quotes Reach Quotes Time Quotes Communism is like one big phone company. Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
Mary Berry When I was paralysed by polio at 13, I went into an isolation hospital and couldn’t sit up, so I only took liquid food from spouted cups which the masked nurses would bring in and feed to me. I saw my parents only through glass; we couldn’t touch. – Mary Berry
Akhmad Kadyrov People took part in the referendum because they were tired of the war. They are afraid of talking about it out loud, but they have shown exactly where they stand: Yes, we want peace, and we want to be a part of Russia. – Akhmad Kadyrov
Kate Walsh Sometimes I hope that through osmosis I might get a workout – just by wearing the clothes. – Kate Walsh
Jeff Miller I’ve often argued that oil and gas exploration is a state’s rights issue. It is abundantly clear that the State of Florida does not want drilling to negatively affect its beaches and shores. – Jeff Miller
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