James Acaster I remember being four or five, not understanding how to be funny, so just going around the house and my mum and dad’s friends, confusing adults by saying weird things. – James Acaster Adults Quotes Confusing Quotes Dads Quotes Friends Quotes Funny Quotes House Quotes Mum Quotes Remember Quotes Understanding Quotes Weird Quotes The comic I can now never enjoy again is Bill Cosby. He was truly one of the first comedians I got into. I got left for Mr. Bean. I found out a year after we split up. I opened the newspaper and there was a full-page story. No one else in the history of time has ever been left for Mr. Bean.
Fred Kaplan Is there really any relationship between artists’ personal conduct and their art? Certainly not. – Fred Kaplan
Busy Philipps I’m in the middle of my own ‘Project Runway’ challenge given to me by my daughter’s preschool. All the parents have to make an outfit for their kids, for school pictures, made entirely out of recycled objects. I can not believe I have homework. – Busy Philipps
CourageFearMark Twain Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. – Mark Twain
Belal Muhammad I feel like it’s huge for me fighting in a predominantly Muslim country. – Belal Muhammad
J Kenji Lopez-Alt Like regular table salt, MSG can also help boost our perception of other existing flavors. Tomato soup with a pinch of MSG tastes a little more tomato-y. Add a dash to beef stew to make it taste beefier. – J Kenji Lopez-Alt
Robert Snodgrass It was always my intention to go with a smaller club. I reckoned I’d get more of a chance. – Robert Snodgrass
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