Daniel Mallory Ortberg I spent the first 22 years of my life absorbing everything, like a big disgusting cell, and now I’m disgorging it with jokes added out into the world. That’s a really gross metaphor. – Daniel Mallory Ortberg Absorbing Quotes Cell Quotes Disgorging Quotes Disgusting Quotes Gross Quotes Jokes Quotes Life Quotes Metaphor Quotes Spent Quotes I grew up in a home where reading was a big deal. I love reading religious authors. Especially in the sort of circle I move in, people tend to be more secular, and I love reading books by just really smart people of religious faith. It’s always a really cool perspective.
Bob Schaffer Though there is growing division among the Ukrainian military ranks as to loyalty in this revolution, the possibility of violence looms over the entire situation. – Bob Schaffer
Faith Hill Shania Twain brought a whole other fan base to country music with her sound, the way the videos were produced. – Faith Hill
Phyllis George What’s the problem with ‘never?’ It keeps you from trying. It ensures that you will fail. End of story. – Phyllis George
AnniversaryBarbra StreisandChangeWork Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? – Barbra Streisand
Shane Warne The wickets I have played on for my whole career, most of them have been to suit fast bowlers in Australia. – Shane Warne
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