FunnyLes Dawson I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson Funny Quotes Furniture Quotes Living Quotes Sell Quotes Trouble Quotes I’ve always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you’d want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn’t laugh, you were in trouble! I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
PetShelley Morrison Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don’t go buy one. Please. That’s a sin. Let’s get these puppy mills out of business. – Shelley Morrison
John Mortimer The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they’re not going to succeed. – John Mortimer
AgeZarin Mehta I think in all cultural organizations there has to be renewal. I’m also of a certain age that someone new can come in with a breath of fresh air. Things change, and I think that’s important. – Zarin Mehta
Stormzy My older sister was into grime, so she got me into it. When I was ten, I begged her to take me to my first house party, where there were decks and a mic. I ended up falling asleep standing up in the corner. – Stormzy
Amanda Peet If you think about it, there aren’t that many women who are in their 40s, who are Jewish and funny and stage-worthy. – Amanda Peet
Alesha Dixon What I loved about ‘Strictly’ as a viewer and contestant was that it was warm, family entertainment. So it is a shame for the show when controversy surrounds it. That is not what we like about ‘Strictly.’ – Alesha Dixon
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