Andrew Dice Clay I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. – Andrew Dice Clay Hard Quotes Laugh Quotes People Quotes I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I’m awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there’s no traffic. It’s almost like you own the street at night. I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, ‘I hate the rich.’ From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just don’t raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies.
Jane Green My husband has a cousin who discovered, in his fifties, that the man he thought was his father was actually not, and that he had not only a father he had never met, but brothers. – Jane Green
James Watkins Chemistry’s a weird thing. You can see actors who are friends in real life but have no screen chemistry. Then there are actors who don’t get on but have great chemistry. – James Watkins
Demetri MartinTrust I like women, but you can’t always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog’s name and then I asked, ‘Does he bite?’ and she said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘So how does he eat?’ Liar! – Demetri Martin
Bonnie Blair Anytime you ride against the best in the world, it becomes a learning process. – Bonnie Blair
Hank Williams III Most people do their shows and get the hell out, and don’t even care about the fans. – Hank Williams III
Eliza Taylor I started on ‘Neighbours’ when I was 14. It’s crazy to think now that I had such a bizarre adolescence. – Eliza Taylor
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