Gilbert Gottfried I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. – Gilbert Gottfried Bad Quotes Brain Quotes Dropping Quotes Habit Quotes Surgeon Quotes A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, ‘Wait a minute. This apartment doesn’t have a ceiling.’ The landlord answers, ‘That’s OK. The people upstairs don’t walk around that much.’ Unfortunately, I’ve never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.
Abbey Lincoln There are men and women still on the streets, and that’s all they are saying Can you spare a quarter? I come from a crowd of people who were current on the outlook on life, who were social and knew where they were and had some input into how things seemed to be. – Abbey Lincoln
bell hooksLove The greatest movement for social justice our country has ever known is the civil rights movement and it was totally rooted in a love ethic. – bell hooks
J B Smoove My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she’s not, I eat meat. I’m just being honest. – J B Smoove
Peter Shaffer Tragedy, for me, is not a conflict between right and wrong, but between two different kinds of right. – Peter Shaffer
John McGahern We absolutely believed in Heaven and Hell, Purgatory, and even Limbo. I mean, they were actually closer to us than Australia or Canada, that they were real places. – John McGahern
Mary J Blige As a child I always wanted to be a singer. The music my mother played in the house moved me – Aretha Franklin, Chaka Khan, Mahalia Jackson. It was truly spiritual. It made you understand what God was. We are all spirits. We get depressed. But music makes you want to live. I know my music has saved my life. – Mary J Blige
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