Russell Peters I will never stop doing stand-up; that’s my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. – Russell Peters Career Quotes Hollywood Quotes Movies Quotes Standup Quotes There’s always someone who’s going to interpret my material as racist, but it’s not. Racism comes from intent and power. A racist will tell a joke about a group of people only when they’re not in the room. I’ll talk about a group of people only when they’re in the room. I don’t think Indian actors are good. A couple of them are, like Anupam Kher, but not many are there like him in the industry. There are thousand of actors and actresses in the industry, but you can count on hand how many of them are really good; the rest of them are just pretty faces.
Patton Oswalt I know how my body operates differently from what it did when it was 30 and when it was 20. As unhealthy as I am, I’m weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions. – Patton Oswalt
Janis Ian Once you’re halfway home, you know that you can probably get the rest of the way there. – Janis Ian
Lawrence Osborne Muslims do drink, as anyone who has spent a wild weekend with Saudi booze tourists in Bahrain will know. Those Saudi tourists are like teenage girls in Manchester on a Saturday night. But each country and region is different. – Lawrence Osborne
Bob Stoops At the end of the day, if someone tries to conceal something they will, and when you find out, you deal with it. That’s it. We can’t possibly know everything that happens. – Bob Stoops
Ken Berry A lot of times I’ll be playing roles for which I’m too long in the tooth, but people who go see musicals don’t seem to worry too much about that. – Ken Berry
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