FunnyJimmy Kimmel It is kind of funny that the people who don’t think Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president are so worried that Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president. – Jimmy Kimmel Clinton Quotes Fit Quotes Funny Quotes Healthy Quotes Hillary Quotes People Quotes President Quotes Worried Quotes It’s funny how all of this has worked out – I wasn’t popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I’m throwing up. That’s my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don’t.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor Like my mum, I sometimes buy things I shouldn’t and fill my house with rubbish. – Sophie Ellis-Bextor
David Byrne When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can’t bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke. – David Byrne
Darci Lynne Farmer I just really like performing for different crowds and seeing different places. – Darci Lynne Farmer
Sudeep The divorce does not translate into any change in the way my daughter and I connect. She is very special to me. She is my only daughter and I love her very much. She is my priority and I will always be there for her. – Sudeep
Harrison Barnes If you mess around, and you don’t take every game as seriously as possible, there’s going to be a time you get to the Finals and say look, ‘We’re not sharp right now.’ At that point, there’s nothing you can do. – Harrison Barnes
Elise Stefanik Zebra mussels like to hitch a ride on boats when they’re transferred from one body of water to another. It’s important to make sure to thoroughly clean your boat each time it leaves the water to ensure these invasive mussels are removed and that you are not spreading them to your next location. – Elise Stefanik
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