AmazingHumorJeff Dunham It’s amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There’s some sort of unspoken license… when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor. – Jeff Dunham Amazing Quotes Equals Quotes Guys Quotes Human Quotes Humor Quotes Inanimate Quotes Jeff Dunham Quotes License Quotes Mortal Quotes Object Quotes Outlandish Quotes Sort Quotes Unspoken Quotes My family has been amazing, and they understand how blessed I am. They’ve been able to keep my sense of humor. I hope I’m not a tourist attraction – I’m sure that they come here really because St. Andrews is just amazing, a beautiful place.
Rachel Dratch I had always wanted to be on SNL, it’s not always great, but it’s this leftover childhood dream. – Rachel Dratch
James Fenton Lyric poetry is, of course, musical in origin. I do know that what happened to poetry in the twentieth century was that it began to be written for the page. When it’s a question of typography, why not? Poets have done beautiful things with typography – Apollinaire’s ‘Calligrammes,’ that sort of thing. – James Fenton
Suleika Jaouad Before my diagnosis with leukemia, two years ago at the age of 22, I’d always excelled at making resolutions. But I was never as good at keeping them. – Suleika Jaouad
Lecrae A lot of times, when you don’t have to deal with some of the circumstances that affect minority culture, you just don’t think they exist. This is a conversation I have with lots of my white friends all the time. – Lecrae
FunnyJimmy Bullard I don’t really think about things too much, but people are going to form impressions about you if you play football, aren’t they? And if they think you’re the funny guy or the boy that likes a laugh, well that ain’t so bad. – Jimmy Bullard
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