Steve Allen Many comedians and comedy writers have shared the childhood experience of learning to joke to protect themselves from neighborhood bullies when challenge or physical defense were not among the sensible options. – Steve Allen Bullies Quotes Challenge Quotes Childhood Quotes Comedians Quotes Comedy Quotes Defense Quotes Experience Quotes Joke Quotes Learning Quotes Neighborhood Quotes Options Quotes Physical Quotes Protect Quotes Shared Quotes Writers Quotes Do I ever get questions that are rude or impertinent? Yes, but I love to use them. The audience immediately perceives the emotional awkwardness of the situation. To the extent that there is anything properly identifiable as dignity in our society today, our present writers of comedy would be inclined to treat it as a proper object of ridicule.
DietJorge Cruise The 3-hour Diet is absolutely safe – in fact it’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle! Once you reach your goal weight, you just adjust the portion sizes slightly to maintain that optimal weight. – Jorge Cruise
Rick Owens The fashion world can be very strict on the standards of beauty, and I like pushing it around a little bit. I like teasing those ideas a little bit, by promoting quieter kinds of beauty. – Rick Owens
Lucille BallWisdom In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by. – Lucille Ball
Amy Sedaris Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it. – Amy Sedaris
Peter Maurer When millions of kids are missing out on school, delivering educational services becomes an issue that concerns the humanitarian system. – Peter Maurer
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