Aziz Ansari Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you. – Aziz Ansari Accept Quotes Comedian Quotes People Quotes Stuff Quotes Yell Quotes Why would anyone get married and have babies? That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff.
Jermain Defoe It doesn’t matter who you are, football’s a business. At some stage you’re going to have to leave a football club; that’s just normal. – Jermain Defoe
John Cornyn I don’t know whether John Roberts has a twin, perhaps a sister or, uh, someone with a Hispanic last name. – John Cornyn
Jack W SzostakScience I remember in 1967, when there was that terrible fire on NASA’s Apollo 1 rocket that killed three astronauts, my father made pure oxygen and we lit this tiny cup and burned it. Suddenly, we had an unbelievable jet and a fire. You just could see exactly what had happened. – Jack W Szostak
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