Anh Do Stand-up comedy is a really lonely profession: you ‘perform for 2000 people, then you go to a hotel room by yourself and stare at a wall. – Anh Do Comedy Quotes Hotel Quotes Lonely Quotes People Quotes Perform Quotes Profession Quotes Standup Quotes Stare Quotes Wall Quotes I was a Vietnamese kid with a mullet hair cut. I had all Westie mates, and, geez, a Vietnamese guy with a mullet doesn’t work; no wonder I couldn’t get a girlfriend for so many years. I’ve learnt that the muse is like an angry girlfriend. If she comes knocking you better be home because if you’re not, she doesn’t leave a note saying pick up after 3 P. M. from the post office. The gift she had is gone forever.
Leonard Susskind Whether or not evolution is compatible with faith, science and religion represent two extremely different worldviews, which, if they coexist at all, do so most uncomfortably. – Leonard Susskind
Julie Kavner Don’t ask me about Beverly Hills High School. Everybody hated it. I hated it. Hated it. Hated it. Hated it. – Julie Kavner
Sean Evans Everybody always wants to make the show ‘What’s it like to have a beer with that person?’ And everyone sucks at making it. – Sean Evans
Neil Warnock I’m not sure I will watch a lot of professional football once I’ve retired. – Neil Warnock
Jeff Bauman She liked to drink. Some in the family want to make more of it than that like maybe she needed drinking to take the edge off, but that was the way I always saw it: Mom liked to drink. – Jeff Bauman
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