Michael McIntyre Stand-up comedy is what I do, and it’s so rewarding. If you write a joke and tell it to an audience of 15,000 people who laugh their heads off at it, it’s the best feeling in the world. – Michael McIntyre Audience Quotes Comedy Quotes Feeling Quotes Heads Quotes Joke Quotes Laugh Quotes People Quotes Rewarding Quotes Standup Quotes Write Quotes I like jokes where people don’t stop laughing. I’m glad Carol Vorderman has left ‘Countdown;’ I mean, it’s not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.
PowerTheodor W Adorno The almost insoluble task is to let neither the power of others, nor our own powerlessness, stupefy us. – Theodor W Adorno
Jeane Kirkpatrick That is simply that Marxism has been tremendously fashionable in our time, so it has infected a very large number of major institutions in many countries of the world. So I suppose that we shouldn’t be too surprised that it should infect the church as well. – Jeane Kirkpatrick
Michelle Bachelet We have had scarce investment in women… One of my tasks is that everyone spends much more on women. – Michelle Bachelet
Harold Ross I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and he said he wrote a few widely separated words or phrases on a piece of paper and then went back and filled in the spaces. – Harold Ross
Ed Belfour I think everybody has to be better, right from me out. Everybody has to step up their games for us to be successful here. I’ve been lucky to be on some good teams over the years and that’s what it takes, everybody contributing night after night. – Ed Belfour
Phil Anselmo I went from being a kid-kid, listen to everything from The Beatles through Kiss, Peter Frampton, Jethro Tull classic rock, classic stuff into immediately, it seemed like, Iron Maiden and stuff like that. The first Iron Maiden record and then, obviously, the first Metallica record. – Phil Anselmo
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