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Discover the most inspirational quotes from the Fart Quotes. Here, you’ll find a diverse collection of motivation, wisdom, love, laughter, or a deeper understanding of life, our curated selection of quotes has something for everyone.
Perfect for fans and those looking for motivation, our collection of Fart Quotes will inspire and resonate with you. Fart Quotes

Summer Walker

I fart. My backstage ritual is flatulence.

– Summer Walker

Simon Helberg

I own a fart CD. It has, I believe, over 100 fart sounds. A lovely variety, from the up-close and personal to the more experimental and dissonant. Some people prefer to listen to Bach when they go to sleep… not me.

– Simon Helberg

Ryan Hansen

Girls don’t poop, so don’t claim you do. You can fart – because farting is funny – but we don’t want to know that you poop.

– Ryan Hansen

Robert Rinder

Verbal contracts are about as useful as a fart on a treadmill.

– Robert Rinder

Robert Rinder

I can smell a liar like a fart in a lift!

– Robert Rinder

Robert Gottlieb

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you’ve turned into an old fart.

– Robert Gottlieb

Richard Corliss

In the movies, every crazy old fart needs a cool old car. Jack Nicholson drove a spiffy yellow 1970 Dodge Challenger two-door in ‘The Bucket List.’ In ‘Gran Torino,’ the cranky pensioner played by Clint Eastwood not only owned a 1972 GT Sport, he also used to build cars like that at the Ford plant.

– Richard Corliss

Phoebe Waller-Bridge

I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I’d do anything for a good poo story.

– Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Orson Bean

I think God loves to hear little kids laugh at fart jokes. He didn’t just make sunsets and bluebirds, He made hot babes. And dirty old men like me. That’s the modest message I’ve set out to tell the world: you don’t have to be Ned Flanders to be a Christian.

– Orson Bean

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Fart jokes still work for me.

– Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Nia Vardalos

I have no idea how to use social media for anything other than forwarding a good fart joke.

– Nia Vardalos

Nell Scovell

Male writers don’t want to be judged in the room. They want to be able to scarf an entire bag of potato chips while cracking fart jokes and making lewd comments without fear of feminine disapproval. But we’re your co-workers, not your wives.

– Nell Scovell

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