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Discover the most inspirational quotes from the Jackass Quotes. Here, you’ll find a diverse collection of motivation, wisdom, love, laughter, or a deeper understanding of life, our curated selection of quotes has something for everyone.
Perfect for fans and those looking for motivation, our collection of Jackass Quotes will inspire and resonate with you. Jackass Quotes

Sam Rayburn

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.

– Sam Rayburn

Sam Rayburn

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

– Sam Rayburn

Paris Hilton

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

– Paris Hilton

Lyndon B Johnson

I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You’ve got to just stand there and take it.

– Lyndon B Johnson

Bam Margera

The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new ‘Jackass’ movie, I know that I’m going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don’t know when it’s going to happen, but you can’t contemplate how you’re going to fall and what’s going to happen.

– Bam Margera

Patricia Neal Strength

When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass, he kicks.

– Patricia Neal

Matthew Barney Relationship

Jackass: The Movie’ is great. I think it’s in the tradition of physical comedy, which I’m really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body.

– Matthew Barney

Lyndon B Johnson Politics

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it.

– Lyndon B Johnson

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