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Discover the most impactful and inspirational quotes from the Muffin Quotes category. Here, you’ll find a diverse collection of motivation, wisdom, love, laughter, or a deeper understanding of life, our curated selection of quotes has something for everyone. Perfect for fans and those looking for motivation, our collection of Muffin Quotes will inspire and resonate with you.

Stassi Schroeder

I have the mentality of like ‘Let me show you my back fat or my muffin top, so that I don’t have to keep trying to hide it!’

– Stassi Schroeder

Sara Blakely

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.

– Sara Blakely

Rachel Johnson

Don’t worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a double latte and a blueberry muffin.

– Rachel Johnson

Paul Wahlberg

My mother would do roast pork, which was my all-time favorite from her. And my dad would cook pork cutlets. Nothing fancy. Or throw a big stack of English muffin pizzas in front of me and Im as happy as a clam.

– Paul Wahlberg

Mark E Smith

My earliest memory is learning to read ‘Muffin the Mule’ when I was about three.

– Mark E Smith

Jojo Moyes

We want a macho high-earner – with the sensitivity of Gok Wan. We want a man with Brad Pitt’s six-pack – but one who’s prepared to overlook our own muffin top. No wonder most men don’t know if they’re coming or going.

– Jojo Moyes

Jane Krakowski

If I’m ever lucky enough to be part of an awards tribute, I hope they play ‘Muffin Top’ in my little clip. That’s how I want to be remembered.

– Jane Krakowski

Elvis Mitchell

One of the best things Gwyneth Paltrow has done in years was her mesmerized, good-sport cameo in a ‘Pootie’ sketch, when she was melted over him like butter on an English muffin.

– Elvis Mitchell

Edward Lear

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.

– Edward Lear

Colin Mochrie

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

– Colin Mochrie

Colin Mochrie

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

– Colin Mochrie

Barry Humphries

Those women with collagen lips just look like frogs – ‘muffin mouths,’ I call them. There’s not a line on their brows, and all the emotion gone from their faces, like all those actresses in ‘Desperate Housewives.’

– Barry Humphries

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