Henny Youngman Take my wife… Please! – Henny Youngman Wife Quotes How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put ‘page 2.’ My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Aisha Tyler If you look at shows like ‘Def Comedy Jam’ in its heyday, there were so many really funny, talented black comics that never would have gotten on that show because they just weren’t doing comedy that fit that mold. – Aisha Tyler
Naveen Patnaik There is a great deal of reward when you do good work and people see how successful that work is and the happiness it brings to them. – Naveen Patnaik
Anne Roiphe I believe that it is our human right to be parents and women. And there’s no contradiction between feminism, which means women should have all that they are entitled to, all that they can do, all the opportunities that they can take advantage of they should have. – Anne Roiphe
Alan Bennett Sometimes, particularly in summers in New York, I have tried to write in shorts or with no shirt on and found myself unable to do so, the reason being, I take it, that writing, even of the most impersonal sort, is for me a divestment, a striptease, even, so that if I start off undressed, I have nowhere to go. – Alan Bennett
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