Gary Larson The need for an office sort of crept up on me. – Gary Larson Crept Quotes Office Quotes Sort Quotes I’m not into cartoons. That’s the irony of it. As a kid I used to raise snakes. Obviously, my social life was a bit down at the time. But it took me a while to realise that with an interest like that people are going to think there’s something wrong with you.
Richard Griffiths Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: ‘Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you’re Uncle Vernon?’ I said: ‘Get a grip. It’s 11:30 at night – what’s he doing out of bed? I’m not here to entertain people at this time of night. – Richard Griffiths
Orson Bean Left-wingers and right-wingers come together when they become extreme enough. The Nazi Party was called National Socialism, very similar to Stalin’s Communism, with the addition of ‘the Fatherland.’ – Orson Bean
Michelle Wie I don’t like going to the mall. I’m not really like the other girls. I just like to go out on the golf course and play. Golf is fun and feels really good. – Michelle Wie
J Michael Straczynski Take care, don’t fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you will forever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make a difference, if you choose to do so. – J Michael Straczynski
Gloria Swanson I was 25 and the most popular celebrity in the world, with the possible exception of my friend Mary Pickford. – Gloria Swanson
Jaimoe There’s quite a few people who said they couldn’t play with two drummers, and I don’t understand it. It’s no different than playing with two guitar players, two trumpets, or two anythings. – Jaimoe
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