Denis Norden Then after that came word processors and it’s hard to make those laugh. – Denis Norden Hard Quotes Laugh Quotes Processors Quotes Word Quotes I used to like writing for comedians – I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. And when you’re on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it’s funny – and you have no way of finding out.
Jonathan Agnew Roland-Jones is a good, old-fashioned English seamer. He’s not especially quick, but he pitches the ball up and swings it away, which is always dangerous. – Jonathan Agnew
Roddy Piper One time, I fought 90 fights in 90 days in 90 different places around the world. I didn’t even know who I was: about 45 or 50 in, they just kept pushing me, and that’s when I really get into a lot of trouble. – Roddy Piper
bell hooksChangeHope Once you do away with the idea of people as fixed, static entities, then you see that people can change, and there is hope. – bell hooks
Montserrat Caballe I have many that wants to, let’s say, marry me. But I always tell my mother that the day I have to ask myself, ‘I love this man?’ means I don’t love him. – Montserrat Caballe
BirthdayMichael Ashcroft My father was one of the fortunate wartime servicemen: he made a full recovery from his injuries, was promoted to captain, survived the war, had a satisfying career as a colonial officer and, eventually, died in February 2002, a month before his 85th birthday. – Michael Ashcroft
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