Craig Brown There’s nothing wrong with procrastination. Or is there? I’ll leave it to you to decide, but only if you have the time. – Craig Brown Decide Quotes Leave Quotes Procrastination Quotes Time Quotes Wrong Quotes As life goes on, we accrue more and more loseable objects. Providence dictates that objects that are too large to lose, such as houses, always come with tiny little keys, specially designed to give you the slip. Monopoly may also end in tears, but its tensions are cruder, lacking the infinitely subtle shadings of irritation and acrimony provided by Scrabble.
Michelle Wolf Twitter is a good medium to lean how to write jokes. It pushes you to write a better joke in that, on Twitter, the first joke about something has already happened. You need to think of the second joke and the third joke. – Michelle Wolf
Donna Air My dad was a mechanical engineer and a drummer. We had no money, but I never felt we had no money, and that’s what I remember now, having my own child. I think, ‘Oh so what?’ Kids don’t go around the house seeing what’s wrong with it. – Donna Air
Martin Amis Jane was my wicked stepmother: she was generous, affectionate and resourceful; she salvaged my schooling and I owe her an unknowable debt for that. One flaw: sometimes, early on, she would tell me things designed to make me think less of my mother, and I would wave her away, saying, ‘Jane, this just backfires and makes me think less of you.’ – Martin Amis
Rita Dove In working on a poem, I love to revise. Lots of younger poets don’t enjoy this, but in the process of revision I discover things. – Rita Dove
Hernan Crespo I strongly believe that if you can survive for seven years in Italian football, you can make it anywhere else. – Hernan Crespo
Lisa See And often it would be a woman who was in her 70s or 80s who would win the beauty contest, because bound feet never age. – Lisa See
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