Jon Stewart We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There’s just one problem – it’s in North Korea. – Jon Stewart Destruction Quotes Evidence Quotes Gun Quotes Invading Quotes Iraq Quotes Korea Quotes Mass Quotes North Quotes Potential Quotes Pretext Quotes Smoking Quotes Weapon Quotes I’m too short to host a late-night talk show. It’s like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. If you’re going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you’ve also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you’re going to have rioting in the streets.
Deng XiaopingPolitics The United States brags about its political system, but the President says one thing during the election, something else when he takes office, something else at midterm and something else when he leaves. – Deng Xiaoping
Jill Stein I’d say putting another Clinton in the White House is only going to make that right-wing extremism greater. We will see more of these neoliberal policies, like Wall Street deregulation, like the Trans-Pacific Partnership, which Hillary has always supported. She’s changed her tune a little bit, but Hillary has walked the walk. – Jill Stein
Mark Schlereth In my career, I was on teams that started 11-0 and 13-0 before losing. I can tell you right now that our streak-breaking losses didn’t happen because we weren’t the best team on the field. The truth is, we let little things creep in: a holding call here, a false start there. – Mark Schlereth
Baba Kalyani One of the criteria for a global company is that it should have a manufacturing presence in multiple countries and should not only be an exporter. – Baba Kalyani
Hiam Abbass Laughter is a way of really letting out all this pressure that you could face in your daily life in the suffering of your people, and comedy is almost like a medicine to your soul in a way. – Hiam Abbass
Nadine Coyle I mean, I didn’t feel, as part of Girls Aloud, that my opinion wasn’t heard, or they went and did certain things and I had no say, or we had no say. – Nadine Coyle
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